Funsplodin' 2014

            Welcome Rhinos and Rhinettes, to my fabulous Blog about nothing in particular!  (And yes, I did add Rhinettes to my computer dictionary.  You should too!)  I am still hoping that the cross traffic of people searching for a blog about lazy rhinoceros or anything else rhino related will bring them to my blog and up my page views.  (MUAHahaha!  All the web traffic!)  For now I will have to hope that you who read this find it as entertaining and uplifting and wonderful as I can possibly make it. 

            I was gonna write some sob stuff about myself this morning.  But…  I’m over all that crap now.  Time to get down to the real deal, good news bears.  Next year, I’m going to HAWAII!!!  One whole week of awesome sauce mixed with Aloha seasoning, brought to a simmer and served to perfection.  It’s going to be a tropical fusion of fantastisism that metastasizes to my brain region and causes a funsplosion in my gray matters.  (I’m sure you noticed, but I am pretty excited about it.)

            I will be going with (currently) 3 very awesome people.  AARON, a person whom I have known literally forever.  (We’re brothers really.)  His beautiful lady friend, BIANCA.  (At least she said she was coming, so I’m holding her to it.)  And KATIE, she is a person I met at Molly’s Pub.  Katie likes to pretend that she is really surly and abrasive.  (Don’t tell anyone, Aaron and I know that she is secretly a sweetheart.)

            The trip is one of 3 things that I am really looking forward to.  The following are also getting me pretty jazzed on the juices of life.  (Not JUST alcohol juice if you were wondering.)  Very soon I will also be starting my Vlog and Podcast!  EEEEEK!  We’ll pretend my wimpy little scream is far more impressive and very heroic.  (Much akin to a mighty HUZZAH!)   If this is exciting you as much as it is me, this will be happening close to the first half of March!  So, tell your friends, your family, your family’s friends, your friend’s families; us LAZY Rhinos are invading the internet.  Like the Dread Pirate Roberts, there will be no survivors!  (You are here, but soon you will not be here!)

            And lastly, one of the most exciting things of all…  (Drumroll please.)  I will be getting back into Animation!  The only thing I actually enjoyed doing in college.  (Before Criminal Law which I will admit is pretty interesting.  But after taking naps… Because naps in class were awesome.)  I have to actually focus more on school though.  Not like the last time, admittedly not my best showing of increasing my Intelligence stat.  And even better, I’m gonna talk Chris into going back to school with me.  As my hetero life partner, it is my goal to drag him kicking and screaming into the future!  With Robots, Aliens, and… and… and… Oxford Commas! 

            After this, we have all discovered that 2014 is ready to rock, and ready to roll.  Like the MXC redub of that crazy Japanese show… LET’S GET IT ON!

LAZY Rhino “CEO”

                                                                                                Andrew

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