Old School

            So, I was sitting around drinking with the ROOMIES when I was hit with the sudden urge to share my life and opinions with people who probably don’t really care.  Hopefully, if I am funny enough, you guys and gals will keep coming back for more!  More more more!  Well, now that you understand why I am approximately 30 years late to the blog game… where to begin.

            My name is ANDREW, for those of you who don’t know me and don’t happen to be sympathy reading this blog:  I am an avid video gamer.  I also do other stuff, like write a blog!  And lately I’ve been doing a lot of YouTube watching.  Hmmm… not much more to tell that you won’t learn about me (or don’t already know). 

            A few weeks back, after a couple hours at Chili’s with two of my Roommates, we three conquerors sat down and began to play old NES (Nintendo Entertainment System) games on ALEX’s Retron.  Alex is one of the roommates (now former) that I was speaking of.  The other is CHRIS.  Chris is my best friend and also (former) roommate.  If you’re wondering why I capitalized the first time I wrote their names, it’s a script writing thing to indicate an important introduction of a character.  So, since the people I will mention in my blogs are important to me, they will be capitalized the first time I ever mention them. 

            Alex, Chris, and I started off the night playing Spider-Man: The Return of the Sinister Six.  Where you play as Spidey, and you guessed it, you fight the Sinister Six.  The game lacked a lot of the Spider-Man powers you expect in a Web Head game; like web slinging.  Now we didn’t get very far, we beat Electro.  Then, in the second stage where you’re chasing Sandman, all three of us fell in a hole that you can’t get out of, because Spider-Man is easily trapped in holes and can’t ever get out of them.  Proven by all the times it didn’t happen in the comics.  It must have been a bathtub or something. 

            Needless to say, we quit playing that to play Batman!  Who I might add was far more agile than Spider-Man, and was very well represented in his game.  Alex played first and died horribly.  Then Chris played, and then I played, and I got the farthest to start by learning from their mistakes.  The game was really enjoyable.  It might have been the beer, or even the nostalgia of it all.  Batman rocked!  The flipside to this is that the game’s difficulty spiked after the first level.  And not just a little bit.  It went directly into testing all the skills you were forced to master in the first level.  It was gaming at its finest.  I don’t know how closely the storyline mirrored the movie as I suppose it was marketed.  Since, in the third level we fought a ton of Battle Toadesque enemies who were all pretty much unstoppable.  I didn’t even try. 

            We ended the night playing Dr. Mario.  Now, I’m personally unaware of the school Mario attended to obtain said doctorate.  But, I know he is a doctor that caters to one of two specific problems.  If you have a fever or the chills, he will prescribe the right pill.  Unless you’re Alex or Chris who probably killed more patients than I can count.  For those who don’t know Dr. Mario on the NES, it is akin to Tetris.  The difference being that you only play until you have eliminated all the viruses in your bottle.  And it has versus mode.  Another fact you may be lacking is that I am quite good at Dr. Mario.  Not because I like puzzle games, or because I like Tetris (Hated It!).  When I was but a young lad, my sisters (3 to be precise) and I used to play against my MOTHER.  She is a super Dr. Mario Amadeus.  We had to get good and we had to get good fast if we wanted to actually eliminate a couple of viruses before she piled a ton of useless pill pieces on us.  It was bitter sweet to take Alex and Chris respectively to the cleaners.  When the other Roomies (also former) came home from their respective nights, even my drunk sister (MIRANDA) was better than Chris and Alex.  So this one goes out to Mom; thank you Mom, for making me better than Chris at a game (Finally).

            That night reminded me of the good old days.  A time when games were simple and to the point.  From point A to point B.  No tutorials, no helping hands, just a lot of failed attempts at success.  And eventually the sweet satisfaction of a job well done. 

                                                                                                            LAZY Rhino “CEO”

                                                                                                                                    Andrew

 

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